Soooooooooo, first off, we didn't end up going to Chicago, due to inclement weather and an utter lack of cicadas emerging yet :T But that's okay: Liz & I ended up going somewhere else instead!!!! We packed up the car and set out on Friday afternoon, headed towards...
MYSTERY~~~~~~~~~~~~
j/k j/k but actually only so much of a joke XD We
did leave without an exact destination in mind, just a vague direction. We'd floated quite a few ideas around, but nothing felt quite right + it was supposed to rain basically fucking everywhere. Outer Banks? Salem? FUCK YOU, IT'S GONNA THUNDERSTORM.
In the end,
I came up with our destination: Geneva-on-the-Lake, OH. It's a small tourist town right on Lake Erie that my family went to sometimes when I was growing up + it's relatively close to the Medieval Faire that Pat & I worked at as teens, so the cast party was always there. It's the exact kind of kitschy Americana that Liz & I love to find during trips,
and I've been wanting to take Liz for years. It was also supposed to rain there, but whatever!!!! WE HAD OUR EXACT HEADING!!!!!!
Hey, did you know that Northern Ohio is over six fucking hours from Baltimore? XD
Anyway! We had a very lovely lunch in Frederick at a local restaurant, as opposed to our usual Sheetz run that we do there...mostly because it was actually day time instead of the middle of the night (aka our usual travel time), and then powered onwards!!!!! I had every intention of reading Obbligato to Liz while they were driving, but uhhh sometimes you're casually rping and then suddenly it's been nearly four hours, because time isn't real. I at least paid enough attention to realize we should eat dinner
and that we'd be passing by Pittsburgh area right around when we'd be hungry, so we pulled off there. I
also realized we'd forgotten to pack lube...which worked out fine, because we got to stop into the Adult Mart I used to work at & chat with the current employees.
Continuing on, we got to experience the utter flatness of Ohio: something familiar to me and quite new for Liz, since they'd only been to Ohio
once, and that was when we went to Colossalcon together in 2014. Clearly, I
had to fix this~~
As we got closer to the area, I got absolutely smacked in the face with nostalgia...even though I hadn't been up this way in nearly 15 years.

Starting with this exit sign!! Pat and I always thought it sounded like an excessively British road (and I knew I could send him this pic & it would tell him exactly where we were, and I was right)We also pulled off at a rest stop so we could try to plan out where we'd be sleeping, and as soon as we got out of the car, I was like “WAIT I’VE BEEN HERE BEFORE!!!!”
I then tried to pull up old faire pictures from Facebook, but was thwarted by the absolutely shit phone service in the middle of nowhere Ohio XD I found pics later, though! And I was right again!!!!!!
But first we had to check into our motel, a Red Roof Inn with both the most comfortable bed I've slept on in
years and a large fish tank in the front lobby that was completely devoid of any life...but the filter was still running. Okay, sure! We ended up passing out pretty quickly, thanks to all day driving and excitement for the next day. It was still predicted to thunderstorm on and off all day Saturday, but I was hopeful that we could still have fun.
Spoilers: it rained some in the morning, but by around 1pm it had
completely cleared up and it ended up being absolutely beautiful, perfect weather the rest of the weekend :D My luck is fantastic~
So!!! We spent the day in Geneva-on-the-Lake, during all the important touristy things:
- playing DDR on an actually arcade machine for the first time in years, in one of the many arcades I used to frequent
- eating at Eddies, the walk up restaurant that serves all the classics (aka burgers & fries)
- realizing that it's a small kitschy town in the midwest, so of course everywhere only takes cash even though it's 2024
- having coffee at the most hipster/gentrified looking place there (that was also the most expensive place we went) BUT the coffee was damn good and we wanted somewhere to sit for a bit because...
- sitting in a coffee shop for an hour playing enstars merge mansions featuring my bestie HiMERU, because it's so damn fun (and also we weren't emotionally ready to start reading Obbligato yet tbh)
- mini golf at the oldest continuously operating miniature golf course in the country
- winning at mini golf against my wife but losing BADLY compared to the actual par XD
- cooling off with really good soft serve ice cream (because ice cream is just better in Ohio, okay, I don't make the rules but it's true)
- walking through a scenic area to experience the beauty of nature, aka me talking about Lake Erie to my lovely wife who grew up by the ocean
- regretting our choice to not bring our swimsuits from the motel, because we really thought it was gonna rain all day
- seeing some glorious bootleg pokemon plushies in one of the gift shops (I should have bought one of them, but uhhhh money is hard)
ANYWAY. We ended up heading back to the motel eventually, because we'd walked around a
lot and wanted to chill...and maybe get our swimsuits. Apparently we were tired than we thought, because we just sorta flopped around the motel room for awhile, playing the enstars event and relaxing. Eventually, I decided I wanted to at least
see the beach properly, and it'd been a very long time since I'd seen sunset over the water.

AND I'M GLAD WE DID!!!!!! I GOT SOME GORGEOUS PICTURES :DAlso, I preemptively had us wear swimsuits, even though it was evening and we were just going so we could see the sunset...and I was right,
again, because we ended up having a wonderful time swimming. It was kinda chilly at first, but easy enough to adjust to~ Liz had many experiences of "why is this so different???" from being used to salt water (most of which boiled down to them being surprised by the lack of crabs) and I just love being in the water. Just...it was nice!!! Relaxing!! A lovely evening!!!!
And then our dinner plans were the Waffle House across the street from our motel, which I had been looking forward to since we got to town. Look, I remember it from staying in a different hotel back in high school, so it was exciting!
...and then it was
fucking closed for the next few days for no discernible reason??????? The parking lot was blocked, so Liz got out of the car to check, and it was just like "we're closed until Tuesday" with no explanation. But it was already late enough that most places were closed already, because fuck you, and we were both pretty distraught over it (mostly me though, because I'm dramatic- especially about Waffle House).
HOWEVER WE WERE SAVED BY A TRUE HERO:
STEAK 'N SHAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The single location in the Baltimore area closed a couple years back
and all of the locations in Pittsburgh closed, so Ohio was pretty much the closest location...but I can't drive 6+ hours every time I want a Frisco Melt,
unfortunately. BUT WE FOUND A LOCATION NEARBY AND WENT AND IT WAS JUST AS GOOD AS MY MEMORIES AND I FEEL REVITALIZED!!!!!!!!!! We also picked up a few more bottles of their seasoning salt, since we were starting to run low.
Sunday was just as warm but windier, so going to the beach in the morning was actually a bit colder...also because the water hadn't been baking under the sun all day. But it was still nice!!! We spent a few hours flopping around the water before heading back into town for lunch + purchasing Pat's least favorite souvenir: another fucking mug. I was very picky about finding the
perfect one, so this actually took awhile XD
Anyway! Since it was gonna be a 6+ hour drive home, we decided to stop in Pittsburgh for a day and drive the rest of the way back on Monday. The tl;dr for that is that I'm glad I saw my dad, we had a nice time seeing Josh & Emmy, and I swear my mom learns to be more passive aggressive with every passing year. Overall a nice time, but jeezus. There was a
lot I don't have the energy to unpack right now :T
We left later than we meant to on Monday, because I was busy telling Carson about enstars and then having autism to autism communication about the Japanese phone games he's currently playing XD I knew he'd understand my plight!!
The drive home wasn't too bad, partially because we
finally started reading Obbligato. Liz read it to me while I drove, which meant I did more driving than I usually do on our trips because I didn't want to have to take over doing all the voices for everyone...Liz just does a better job. I'm gonna have to make another entry if I wanna get into Obbligato thoughts, though, because this one is already super long and I still have pictures to share.
( that's right!! you didn't think I forgot to be a dork, right???? )![]()